The Desk Jockey
Brown
$35.00
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The Desk Jockey
$35.00
Finally, something in this office that can self-regulate.
Your desk is a temple of productivity—or a graveyard of lukewarm coffee and crumpled sticky notes. The Desk Jockey is here to bring the "executive" vibe back. It stays more hydrated than you after three back-to-back Zoom calls. It’s the perfect companion for someone who has a "sleek job" but a "chaotic plant-parent" track record.
Water-and-Forget Reservoir: Top water and get back to your spreadsheets. It handles the hydration logistics so you can focus on whatever it is you actually do all day.
The Water Level Indicator: A discrete indicator that rises and falls with the water level. When it drops, it’s literally flagging you down for a refill. It’s the only performance review you’ll actually enjoy.
High-Gloss Professionalism: Designed with a slim, modern footprint that won't crowd your monitors or leak onto your keyboard. It fits into your workstation like it’s on the payroll.
Zero-Spill Base: Engineered to be stable and waterproof. Because the only thing that should be "overflowing" at your desk is your inbox.
SHIPPING
Processing (1–5 Days): This is when we’re in the warehouse making sure your gear is flawless.
Shipping (5–10 Days): Once it leaves our hands, the mail carriers take over. It usually takes about 5 to 10 business days to reach your doorstep, depending on how far you live from us.
RETURNS
If your gear arrives and you decide you’d rather live in a boring, plant-free void, you have 30 days from receipt to send it back.
Steps for the people in the back:
1) Sign into your account
2) Navigate to the order
3) Select return order
4) Follow prompts
CONTACT US
Send us a note, we speak for the plants: contact us