The Plant Roast Gift Card

Let’s face it: we all have that friend. The one who buys a rare Alocasia and treats it like a plastic IKEA fake until it’s nothing but a sad, brown stick. 

This gift card is a literal lifeline. It allows them to trade in their track record of neglect for our gear. We provide the automated sun and the hydration; they just provide the shelf space and the credit card.

Give them the gift of survival—because their plants are tired of rooting for them to fail.